Patron: Waiter!

 Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?

 Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

 Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

 Patron: No, it's still there.

 Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a
fork instead.

 Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

 Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl
are you using?

 Patron: A SOUP bowl!

 Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how
was the bowl set up?

 Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly
in my soup?!

 Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in
your soup?

 Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

 Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

 Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

 Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

 Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

 Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

 Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

 Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check...

 Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

 Patron: This is potato soup.

 Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

 Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

 Waiter leaves.

 Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

 The check:
 Soup of the Day .............$5.00
 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $2.50
 Access to support . . . . . . . . . .$10.00