CAT
BATH
Some people say cats never have to be
bathed. They say cats lick
themselves clean. They say cats have
a special enzyme of some sort in
their saliva that works like new, improved
Wisk - dislodging the dirt
where it hides and whisking it away.
I've spent most of my life
believing this folklore. Like most
blind believers, I've been able to
discount all the facts to the contrary,
the kitty odors that lurk in the
corners of the garage and dirt smudges
that cling to the throw rug by the fireplace.
- The time comes, however, when a man must
face reality: when he must look squarely in the face of massive public
sentiment to the contrary and announce: "This cat smells like a
port-a-potty on a hot day in Juarez." When that day arrives at your house, as
it has in mine, I have some advice you might consider as you place your feline
friend under your arm and head for the bathtub:
Know that although the cat has the
advantage of quickness and lack of
concern for human life, you have the
advantage of strength. Capitalize
on that advantage by selecting the
battlefield. Don't try to bathe him
in an open area where he can force you to
chase him. Pick a very small
bathroom. If your bathroom is more than
four feet square, I recommend
that you get in the tub with the cat and
close the sliding-glass doors
as if you were about to take a
shower. (A simple sh