1 - Law of Cat Inertia
          A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon
          by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a
          nearby scurrying mouse.

      2 - Law of Cat Motion
          A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really
          good reason to change direction.

      3 - Law of Cat Magnetism
          All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct
          proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

      4 - Law of Cat Thermodynamics
          Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case
          of a cat, all heat flows to the cat.

      5 - Law of Cat Stretching
          A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of
          the nap just taken. <P