1.  You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

 2.  You get a tatoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."

 3.  You name your children Eudora, Mozillia and Dotcom.

 4.  You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like  you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

 5.  You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the o