IRC POEM

I got up this morning, but haven't yet dressed.
  My dishes aren't done, and my house is a mess.
  Have not done my work, have not fed the cat,
  Just on line for a second, and popped in to "chat".
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  I used to watch TV, I used to cook Mex,
  I think I remember...yeah, I used to have SEX!
  I used to walk upright, now roll on my chair,