If restaurants functioned like MICROSOFT:

 Patron: Waiter!

 Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems
to be the problem?

 Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

 Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

 Patron: No, it's still there.

 Waiter: Maybe it's th